Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

at the big chicken

The big chicken is a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant which features a 56 foot tall steel sided structure designed in the appearance of a chicken rising up from the top of the building. A well known landmark just north of Atlanta in Marietta. It was constructed in 1956 and remodeled after storm damage in 1993. The big chicken is used to give directions.

" To get on Highway 85, go 3 miles north and take a right at the big Chicken".

by Jwesley February 25, 2014

Chicken Wing

that's what she said

Dwight: “Push It In As Deep As You Can!” Michael: "chicken wing!!”

by urmom.com123456 September 6, 2020

Chicken

A game where to friends lean in and go for the kiss, the first to pull away or back out is the "chicken" and therefore loses the game.

Yo Ben, chicken!
Aw man fine

(Boyz lean in but Ben backs out at the last second like a wuss)

HA! CHICKEN!!

by StoopidHoe69 February 1, 2020

Chicken Money

Currency earned through a video game tournament or money-match in which the recipient is clearly not the better player, therefore they will go spend their undeserved payout on food E.G: Chicken.

Did you see Jeff beat Jamal in a street-fighter money match?
Yeah, that was some lucky shit, he got his chicken money though.

by ChknDllr August 29, 2023

Chicken Nugget 2

The most amazing person to ever live. If anyone gets the opportunity to meet him they are extremely lucky. Chicken Nugget 2’s are normally named Ethan and have an ugly girlfriend called Maddison.

Person 1: chicken nugget 2 is far more amazing than any other person I know.

Person 2: yea his name is actually Ethan and he deserves better than chicken nugget 1

by Hyello! June 27, 2019

Chicken Dreams

The experience of a long vivid dream after the consumption of satiating quantities of moist dirty chicken, accompanied with several servings of lager or associated alcoholic drinks

Christ lads, I had the best chicken dream last night. Michelle Keegan was fobbing herself off on top Big Ben. Chicken dreams are fucking wild

by Dilbs February 1, 2025