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A good site until it got bombarded with Trump definitions.
Urban Dictionary 2010: funny definitions
Urban Dictionary now: Tweetopolicy! Trump Wall!
by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018
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Urban Asskissery

When people write about your name and it says something nice and makes you feel good about yourself, but in reality its people writing about their friends/crushes.
Person 1 - I'm going to look up my name in Urban Dictionary}.
Person 2 - Fine.
Person 1 - Wow, it says people who are named like me are super buff and handsome.
Person 2 - Nah, thats just Urban Asskissery
Person 1- Oh.
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary created by modern society explaining words of our generation
Urban dictionary, destroying souls one definition at a time.
by Basketbalkchic July 12, 2018
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A wasteland of 20 and 30 year olds sharing fucking garbage jokes and memes
by Manfromthe90s July 17, 2018
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It is a dictionary. They're all defined by other random humans on this earth.

There are two types of definers: The troll, or the non-troll ( I couldn't think of anything else)

The troll: They make definitions seem more interesting and a bit more humorous. Sometimes people just don't understand that they're joking and seriously think that blumpkin is getting your cock sucked. Blumpkin is isn't even a real fucking word.

The non-troll: Makes real definitions of actual words that exist. Even though my mental age is five, and my attention span is the same as a 3 year old, I would prefer serious definitions than people creating new words that reference sex.
Do you really need an example? You're on Urban Dictionary literally right now.
by habhhahhahahahahahah July 22, 2018
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A place where I’m afraid to search for the definitions of words because everything is ludicrous, edgy, or just plain old fucked up.
by itsKNIGHTMARE July 24, 2018
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