are you joking me off

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009

Plays off the front tees

To be homosexual - ie "putts from the rough" is "a little light in the loafers"

Did you see Chris strutting around in his pink FCUK shirt? I think he plays off the front tees.

by Safetyboy February 15, 2006

Dropping the kids off at the pool

Taking a number 2.
Also known as "Commissioning some officers" or "Deploying the navy seals"

Guy #1 "What you doing in there?"

Guy #2 "I'm Dropping the kids off at the pool what do you think i'm doing?"

by Jpsh34 May 29, 2008

Sexy-time jack-off

When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.

"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"

by Andy22P February 7, 2008

bite someone's head off

This rather common verb phrase is used referring to an angry person overreacting to a trifling matter, specifically to something that someone has said or done.

The last instance of "bite someone's head off" I came across was recently (late 2006), in the third season of an exhilarating Warner Bros. sitcom created by Chuck Lorre, “Two and a half Men”, which I have the pleasure to subtitle in French for the channel Canal Plus. In the ninth episode, entitled “Madame and her special friend”, the uptight Alan Harper (starred by the outrageously funny John Cryer) shouts in frustration at his whimsical brother Charlie (both a homonymous clone of and an eponymous role for Charlie Sheen). The reason for this fit of anger is that Charlie does not keep his promise to “give it a rest” on the jokes his makes about Norma (starred by Chloris Leachman, who needs not be introduced), Alan’s elderly date (hence the title). Charlie, judging that his sibling makes yet again a mountain out of an anthill, retorts:

“You don’t have to bite my head off !”.

Wether in or out of this context, the exaggerated therefore comical catch phrase may be thus paraphrased: “I do not deserve such a harsh punishment for such a petty mistake !”. I hope this explanation will be of any help to you.

by Nicolas Auffret, freelance dubber and subtitler November 9, 2006

get off the gas bro

quit kissing that ass. or quit sucking up to her/him. brown noser

david says, "hey boss that is a nice shirt, i really like it". then john says, " dude, get off the gas bro."

by simplyaman01 June 17, 2009

rocked off ur face

1) getting zooted to the point where you need the help of friends to function for you
2) straight plastered
3) ridiculously drunk
4) blackout status

"its all about wednesday night .25 cent wings and just gettin rocked off ur face"

son u hittin up the bar.

ya im just tryin to get rocked off my face tonight

by judas III November 14, 2009