Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

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Penis

A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small

Wow! Look at that small Penis!

by JimmySeggsToyMissing January 22, 2021

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belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021

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