by Turquoiseearthworm December 15, 2017
Get the rabbit fucking mug.Kyle and John were eating at a restaurant when Jason, the waiter, stopped by to boast about his flare. Fuck that guy.
by johniebravo October 2, 2009
Get the Fuck That Guy mug.A 'fuck tale' is a short story, or rather long story that is most commonly told by men, to other men, about banging the opposite sex.
Fuck tales are often also referred to as bragging rights, douche talk, and can also be told when things go bad wrong in the bedroom.
Fuck tales are often also referred to as bragging rights, douche talk, and can also be told when things go bad wrong in the bedroom.
Cody- "Yo bro, I got one hell of a fuck tale for you!
Dante- "Hook a brother up with a fuck tale, I ain't heard one in a hot second bro!"
Cody-"Last night I was doing the wild thang with this girl I just met, and out of know where the bitch started eating chicken fingers!
Dante- "That was a dank fuck tale"
Dante- "Hook a brother up with a fuck tale, I ain't heard one in a hot second bro!"
Cody-"Last night I was doing the wild thang with this girl I just met, and out of know where the bitch started eating chicken fingers!
Dante- "That was a dank fuck tale"
by bamf00 June 5, 2010
Get the Fuck Tale mug.Ex. 1 Tommy was a known ball hog, he would rather finger fuck the ball instead of passing it.
Ex. 2 I don't wont any of the cake now after you have finger fucked it to death!
Ex. 2 I don't wont any of the cake now after you have finger fucked it to death!
by missdreoutlaw April 29, 2008
Get the Finger Fuck mug.A Fuck Off is when two or more couples/groups of people have sex competitively or out of spite of another couple/group
The people in the apartment next to mine started having loud sex, so my girlfriend and I started as well to create Fuck Off to see who was louder and lasted longer.
by Caged Aardvark January 19, 2019
Get the Fuck Off mug.When a male has sexual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job.
Randy: "Wow Mark! Your TV must of been on loud last night. I kept hearing people applauding."
Mark: "Randy, you really are an idiot. I was clap fucking Michelle."
Mark: "Randy, you really are an idiot. I was clap fucking Michelle."
by BisonGameday December 2, 2015
Get the Clap Fuck mug.The go-to "slang" word you use when you grew up in New England (more specifically Maine.)
Example:
When you're living in your parents basement and your father from New York blames it on your poor life choices and ignorant vocabulary.
"Why do you swear so much- you're going to slip up at work and get in trouble!"
"No I won't!" (As you clumsily drop the glass of milk that you've "borrowed" from your parents as tears stream down your face in angst of your looming student loans), and then spit out "Shit. Wtf? Fuckin Fuck."
Then- your mother (also from New York) stares blankly at you and says "See!" in disappointment.
Example:
When you're living in your parents basement and your father from New York blames it on your poor life choices and ignorant vocabulary.
"Why do you swear so much- you're going to slip up at work and get in trouble!"
"No I won't!" (As you clumsily drop the glass of milk that you've "borrowed" from your parents as tears stream down your face in angst of your looming student loans), and then spit out "Shit. Wtf? Fuckin Fuck."
Then- your mother (also from New York) stares blankly at you and says "See!" in disappointment.
by Clementine Doe July 6, 2017
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