Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

Do it like dennis

when you reach down and rip her lips clean off just like dennis from the spongebob film when he is chasing spongbob and patrick

“do it like dennis”

*grabs and tears genitals straight out to reveal a patch of bare skin*

by mynamecheff May 13, 2023

Mocho Do

Cool old dude that likes to answer phone and radio calls that have nothing to do with him.

Pretty sure Mike just answered someone's radio call as mocho do again.

by Deeznizzutzzzzbish January 14, 2023

Doing a Zuko

When a guy is being all sweet and friendly when he is around his girlfriend but gets mean when his friends are around to apperar "cool". Taken from Danny Zuko, a main character in the movie Grease (1978).

"I don't get it. My bf was so mean to me today when we talked next to his group of friends"

"Oh honey, he's Doing a Zuko."

by voteformurdoc January 18, 2023

Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

by My Password January 20, 2023

Mond to do

To do what's in your mind

I don't do what you bitches tell me, I "mond to do" tf

by MeDaBeast2023 January 21, 2023

do the streets know

Is this information known to the public

“Hey man do the streets know you and Jenny are fucking” “ nah man, don’t tell no one”

by Didi27 January 22, 2023