Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.

Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"

by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023

Imma do a Rammstein

To do a Rammstein is to have sex with the same sex. This is named after the heavy metal group Rammstein as they are a national gay pride band in Germany.

Imma do a Rammstein this weekend

by Heymanyesyes August 25, 2023

Do you listen to Shabnam

One word: bisexual.

girl 1: do you listen to Shabnam?
girl 2: no?
*a few hours later* listens to Shabnam on Spotify, and has merch and became a fan.
girl 1: AAAAAAA you came out!

by thecharacterwannie August 28, 2023

Doing a James Spann

Wearing no Jacket and Suspenders (James Spann's usual outfit)

Denis Phillips is doing a James Spann on the air.

by vikings2004 August 29, 2023

Do you speak London

when a slav in csgo yells "do you speak London" it means do you understand english

slav: Hrello tjeam "DO YOU SPEAK LONDON"

team: shut up putin go rush b blin

by THeLJondoner August 30, 2023

Do Not The Cat

The phrase is grammatically incorrect because it’s missing a verb that would indicate what action should not be performed on the cat.

When someone is petting a cat too hard, he will be told “Do Not The Cat”

by The Goblin Slayer August 30, 2023

Doing a Dahmer

Eating someone out

Bro did you hear that Jacob’s doing a Dahmer tonight?

by showdoe September 4, 2023