Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Cheese State

A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.

Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."

by Flare! April 13, 2020

Dick Cheese

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022

Dick Cheese

Someone named Richard who enjoys cheese.

I love Dick Cheese. I honestly must admit, Dick Cheese always turns me on.

by Kanye West's sexy uncle December 12, 2020

Dick cheese

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.

My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.

by Simpson sLover69 March 7, 2022

Nub Cheese

Cheese (growth of infection) that appears on ones nub (male private) from an unknown cause.

Dennis got nub cheese after wearing Liz's leggings

by Ggbbdd April 19, 2018

fake cheese

It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap

I'm gonna make a sandwich

Dont use that cheese!

Why?

It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!

by Skuttle larva March 8, 2019