farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

Old fart

You

Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart

by #pandalover September 30, 2020

New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth

My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much

by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025

T-fart

A T-shirt with a hidden message of unloving indifference, usually wore by a fashion victim whore. Usually the belly is shown.

"See you never, my mean clever", was your t-fart after we painfully broke up. I just wanted to die. But the t-fart was so awful that I also wanted to laugh out loud.

by Hanssingqueen August 8, 2022

Fart

A sound that may come out the the anus when Thai person has consumed food. It smells and might make someone faint because of the stench.

“You farted!” Said Caleb to Dustin.

by Minecraft_Lover July 27, 2019

fart

hi

you farted you little poopyou farted you little poop

by "EWWWWWWW!!!!!!" April 10, 2023

Womb Fart

An insult a mother or father can use to call their child a mistake

damit jerry you never do the dishes and you sit on your ass all day you Womb Fart

by bobbybigbalIs July 6, 2021