Cum Assasination

When a guy unexpectedly & with no warning blows his load on a girl.
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My girl was on the computer & I hit her on her face with the funniest cum assasination but she is really pissed!

by Talented_Tongue February 13, 2022

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cum euro

a euro of which some one is to cum on
commonly used as an insult

damn that kyle guy is being such a cum euro

by Eagerzack January 25, 2014

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National Cum on your homie’s face day

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.

“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

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Cum

Cum cool

welCUM to the CUM zone

by vinncentt._ April 2, 2022

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Cum

White suff coming out of the wiener on your body.

IM CUMING FUUUUUUCK

by Apache Helicopter June 7, 2021

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Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.

Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"

by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024

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