Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.

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slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

by charlieman12 October 31, 2010

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an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.

Dave: what's that disgusting animal over there?
Adam: its a raptor monkey.

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Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are

Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys

by Bobross4l1fe November 21, 2021

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by MULLETMILITAI July 07, 2021

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mom , can u buy me a insane jungle monkey so i can put it in my ass

by bob snarle butt November 16, 2019

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Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.

I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.

by Skipper Kelly March 09, 2018

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