Babies ice cream

When you're about to cum on your girls face, you throw a water balloon of cum at her face making her look like the little babies ice cream guy in the commercial.

Guy and girl: *having sex*
Guy: I'm about to cum!!!
Girl: On my face!
Guy: *throws balloon of cum* "Little Babies Ice Cream"

by The East is Red November 20, 2019

da baby impopster

when da baby sussy yeah yeah lets go!!!!

da baby: yeah yeah gimme a blowey

da baby impopster he sus

by imposter sussy segs April 1, 2021

Poopy diaper baby

One of the best quotes from “Guts” by Raina Telegemier

“Are you… a poopy diaper baby??”

by Vanessa…que May 7, 2022

Play Doh Baby

Someone who smells like Play Doh

That person is a play doh baby

by Vdhajevevs December 17, 2019

Phantom Baby Syndrome

When you drop off the baby & feel like they’re still with you

Person A: Why’s that lady having a short panic attack at this Xmas party?
Person B: She forgot the baby’s at grandma’s. She’s suffering from Phantom Baby Syndrome.

by GibsonsDad December 16, 2022

Ice Age Baby

The most disgusting and hated thing known to mankind. Has the most stupid name (Roshan) and is still making people rage over its existence after Ice Age 1's release March 15 2002. Blue Sky Studios has not apologized yet for creating this awful creature. He is probably is the reason your parents got a divorce.

Guy 1: Damn my parents got a divorce *clearly shows a sad face*
Guy 2: It's because of the Ice Age Baby Roshan

by ileftlifebehind March 6, 2020

Billion Dollar Baby

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough tell me
I am so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Billion dollar baby
I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Million dollar baby
Billion dollar baby
Trillion dollar baby
Zillion dollar baby

by WorseThanHitler December 17, 2020