black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.

White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"

by fukcer192 March 06, 2024

Cum-Pucker

A specific female act of show after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth; Before ingesting or spitting semen, the woman puckers her lips & squeezes a small quantity of it out from in-between them. Showoff It is popular with college women whom take pride in fellatio & enjoy attention for such.

"That chick last night did a sweet closeup Cum-Pucker for the camera after the blowjob."

by checkda statz February 20, 2012

Cum Dumpster Faggot

A homosexual male who takes loads from absolutely ANY man that wants to ejaculate semen into their mouth or anus. Cum Dumpster Faggots will take ANY LOAD from ANY GUY, ANY TIME. No loads are ever refused at any time, no matter what. This allows men who are characteristically unattractive, overweight, disease-ridden, or just generally nasty, to ejaculate into a total cum whore and contribute another batch of DNA into the DUMP'S hole.

"Brandon Kuhn is a total Cum Dumpster Faggot; he'll take loads from ANYBODY!"

by Cumdumper504 May 03, 2024

cum long shot

When you're jacking it and then you feel it coming and it flies several meters

When that happen you'll be like omg I just hit a cum long shot

by Oski_parkour February 21, 2024

Cum Crocs

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.

Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.

by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 08, 2019

Bee Cum

Bee Cum is a synonymous term for pollen in a flower.

Person 1: *touches flower, and feels something sticky inside of it*
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: *snickers* Bee Cum.
*Person 1 and Person 2 begin to laugh uncontrollably*

by That1Memethatneverdies January 08, 2021

cum sailed

A woman that gives a blowjob to everyone in the room all in a line.

Bitch, you totaly cum sailed that party the other night!

by Yermum69n June 26, 2017