I’ll do it tomorrow

One of the top 10 most used lies that is used to get out of shit you don’t want to do

Mom: Go clean your room
Little Timmy: I’ll do it tomorrow

by Bellaz January 12, 2022

Doing the Skibidi Toilet

When you put a toilet ring around your neck and give someone a rimjob.

Person 1: How was the date last night dude?
Person 2: Oh it was amazing, she was doing the skibidi toilet on me
Person 1: What?

by Xvob January 4, 2025

Doing a France

A fancy word for surrendering to the enemy.

“Our teammate just did a France!”
“I just figured out what surrendering is called in a fancy way it’s called doing a France!”

by T34main October 12, 2019

You're not holding me accountable by doing this

And it's pathetic that people can just invoke accountability as a concept to get you do this.

Hym "You're not holding me accountable by doing this. You are trying to swap MY life with JAMHAL'S life because you mistook him for me. Got raped. And then when you found out is was not me he said 'We HE'S EVIL! Look at his emails I boke into! Look at the urban dictionary posts that didn't go through! He's trying to get people to kill kids!' But Jamhal and the rest of you know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT (Someone to talk to me directly but what is clearly happening TO me)... And you are stopping THAT and not the kid killing and the kid killing is happening naturally and it's happening because of shit like this."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

Doing a Bill

(v.) When it's your first time at the club and you get so smashed your friends have to literally drag you back home in what resembles a military operation.

Hey guys, please come down here and help me pick him up! He's doing a Bill!

by Bombius Sheeppius December 25, 2020

Doing a Sewell

When you complain about censorship on Twitter, then censor your rivals...you are “Doing a Sewell”

User2: Complain about censorship on Twitter,
User1: Makes a twitter account and follows sewell
User2: Blocks User 1 (His rival) and ends up censoring his rival

User1: bro what the fuck, you're litterally doing a sewell, what a fucking faggot

by Coreeshi1488 March 19, 2024

Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013