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monkey bum pants 

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero
my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

monkey hold 

Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.
I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.
monkey hold by Skipper Kelly May 10, 2018

Monkey ball 

Jaden broke his elbow playing Monkey Ball
an app that people use to face time with strangers and have phone sex.
You goin' to see your girl tonight. Naw son imma just see who on monkey

Monkey Screecher 

A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.
She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."

Monkey mushroom ass 

Amazing role model who is never wrong.
Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.