Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
Get the Fart Numbermug. The word: "Smart Fella" but the starting letters of the words are turned around. It's mainly used as an insult for joking around.
by ArcherDooser/Roo June 23, 2023
Get the Fart Smellamug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the I Farted A Healthy Smellmug. The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
Get the fart bloom timemug. A fart is a graceful burst of air that smells like peeps.
When u fart it comes out of two cherries that also smell like peeps.
When u fart it comes out of two cherries that also smell like peeps.
by iPad racoon January 3, 2021
Get the Fartmug. by DemonLordDefinition August 29, 2023
Get the Fart me downmug.