dick addiction

when you are obssesed with sucking dick; and do not gain any talent at all as your numbers go up. Most of the time its compared to rusty nails or needles.

Gina sucked my dick last night and it was really bad, I wish someone would just cut my dick off right now. Jenna has a bad dick addiction, and i wish i would have just slamed in in the door.

by Joooeeee Coooooool January 23, 2009

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glass dick

A pipe used to smoke Crack

"I was suckin on a glass dick last night and was outta my damned MIND!"

by N4rF February 9, 2003

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A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.

by cupcakes10 February 27, 2010

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Dick Taco

I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.

Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.

by EmoreX January 2, 2010

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Butter Dick

Noun- A man's penis that is very slippery. Usually when unwashed for a few days, and becomes very oily.

Verb-The man said, "I'm BUTTER DICKING!!!"

1)The man had a butter dick.

2)I have to clean my butter dick.

3) General Sarrano," Get ready Butter Dicks!"

by josteoj&bloodybear666 April 8, 2011

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Dick watch

Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings

I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.

by 1staid June 3, 2011

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