dark brown hydroflask

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it

guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it

by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021

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the brown family

the brown family is quite crazy they love eating road kill straight off the black top

they are found on the side of the road most of the time and they love road kill

when on the road watch out for them if lane gets too hungry he might end up eating your children

who are those people cooking on the road
oh that’s just the brown family

by distinguishedmark December 6, 2019

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Brown Sugar

Another way to say Bullshit around kids

You: I'm calling BS!
Your 7 year old nephew: What does BS mean?
You: Uhh... Brown Sugar

by ThatGuyAgain42 January 27, 2020

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The Chrissy Brown

When you take a fat diarrhea poop and grind it on your hand then slap the shit out of your girl.

Hey babe, wanna have The Chrissy Brown?

What's a Chrissy brown?
Wait just gonna go to the toilet will be right back..

by Andyyyyyyyyyyy1 September 11, 2018

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brown tempest

The act of diarrheaing on an other's face.
Mainly done after several days of constipation after several days of eating mexican (brown) food - when you know a storm is coming.

Last night, finally, after FIVE days - Brian gave me a brown tempest. It was sick.

by Cinderella Scatface May 24, 2011

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