Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Dick Cheese

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022

Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

dip in cheese roll

qwerty (me) invented a new snack called dip in cheese roll, my mom tried it and she said "it was delicious!"

dip in cheese roll is: cheese and ketchup inside the cheese and roll it

by qwerty9067 September 26, 2022

Cheese

Established slang for THC vape liquid.

Person 1: Aye, you need sum o that cheese bro?
2: ye dab me up bro

by sploofbar July 10, 2022

Spitting Cheese Burger

A Spitting Cheese Burger is when a women who has her period gets a yeast infection and then when she has sex, she squirts the juices into her partner's mouth. If a man cums inside her prior to her squirting the mixture into his mouth it becomes a Spitting Cheese Burger with Mayonase.

My girlfriend is on the rag and has a yeast infection, but that doesn't stop me from getting laid. I'm ok with a Spitting Cheese Burger.

by The Real WARMONKEY September 15, 2010

Cheese Samich

This is what we consider a “Good boy” he is often confused & probably out getting high with some friends, but when he is around he cherishes everyone’s attention to the fullest, as for he cannot get enough; he is usually found in the middle of a cuddle pile or flying virtual jets; he doesn’t talk unless he’s around some friends or other pilots.

Cheese Samich - The Center of Attention

“Have you seen Cheese?”

“Yeah! He’s over with the group in front of the mirror; talking up a storm.”

by The Mozzy November 23, 2021