Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
Get the Red pill guysmug. when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.
by shustudent1 October 5, 2021
Get the red’s theorymug. This mf was trained by Batman. He has a killers Metallety.yes he can say the tf you thinking? He has two glocks he rocks black tims he fucked up Batman and made the joker rethink his sins
by Base69 November 24, 2021
Get the Red hoodmug. Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.
My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P
by QuacksO April 25, 2016
Get the Little Red Hen disordermug. 
a variation of "bobbing for apples" where a person removes a womans tampon from her vagina using only his/her teeth, usually leaving blood on his/her face.
Steve: "Dude did you get in a fight? There's blood on your face."
Josh: "Na man, I just played a game of red bobbler with Tiffany!"
Steve: "That's sick!"
Josh: "Na man, I just played a game of red bobbler with Tiffany!"
Steve: "That's sick!"
by TheFredofFred November 29, 2011
Get the red bobblermug. by RonMark46 June 30, 2022
Get the red assholemug.