Shit Spike

Shit Spike is when somebody spikes someones food or drink with shit.

"OMMFG!!! THIS MEAT BALL NOODLE SOUP TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"
"Haha!"
"Shit Spike?"
"yep."
"you ASSHOLE!"

by _MiO_ January 13, 2010

shit collector

one who keeps their shit together

Heidi likes shit collectors.

by Monteee-ro January 25, 2011

laggy as shit

While you're in a videochat and someone becomes really laggy, meaning falling behind in movement, or progress. They are so laggy that the other person can not interpret what the person they are videochatting with are saying, and may not even be able to see them. It's fucking annoying as shit. You may feel the urge to kick someone in the nuts.

Justin said, "Bro, you're laggy as shit I can't see you at all what the fuck. I'm leaving this videochat."

by Sir Idontgiveafuck April 7, 2011

shit upon

To be completely dominated in any sort of way, usually in competition.

Cleveland got shit upon by Lebron when he left for Miami.

by getToTheChoppa32 April 12, 2011

Shit ditch

noun
A persons ass-crack region.

Pull up yer drawrs doug, half your shit ditch is hangin out!

by chubsmcgrubs November 28, 2010

shit giggle

It's when you laugh so hard that you shit your pants a little.

-Holy shit giggle! I just shit giggled!
-Oh man, now i have to change!

by shit you not December 22, 2010

Shitting The Cycle

The act of taking 4 good sized shits in a single 24 hour period. Usually from the result of eating taco bell for the past week, a lot of exercise, or from being a bodybuilder.

Andy-Yo bro did you just take another shit in my toilet. Not cool!!
Joey- Yeah sorry bro, one more and ill be shitting the cycle.
Andy- Whatever bro, just past the blunt.

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010