Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Banana Time

The time accumulated in your brief time on earth selecting the most appealing bananas at the grocery store. Wasting time frivolously.

I dated her for 2 years but it was all banana time. The hours I spent on social media was all banana time.

by steevil November 19, 2020

its not social time at wendys

this is a phrase that Terry owns

*people talking during class*
me: "its not social time at wendys"

by hmokhmo March 24, 2022

Fun time freddy

When you and your boi are fucking and you both lean over the bed and kiss each other

Guy 1: you and the misses up for a fun time Freddy tonight?
Guy 2: fuck yeah bro see you at 8

by C0untry96 August 15, 2023

Time management

A well timed quickie between other activities.

I've been working 16 hours a day, but thanks to tinder and time management I got laid every day this week.

by Urbancorgis June 9, 2018

Urban Dictionary time!

Said by Spack No.2 when he see or hears a slang word he is yet to understand

*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"

Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

Tea Time

When someone spills all the information they have on any given subject.

Allie’s friends all know it’s officially tea time whenever she’s around.

by Xephyreous March 24, 2021