by fnaf1012 October 04, 2022
When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
The action of a liquidy lady who needs to expel her juices fast, often leaving behind a snail trail.
by Fat pusty October 15, 2022
Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 11, 2021
by Jdunzo December 08, 2024
"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"
by th3piedpiper January 08, 2016
by nottravis March 10, 2024