umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You are an umbrella kid

by Supsighted September 25, 2020

Kid

Some sweaty Minecraft UHC TryHard That sux !!:/ - Stratistics

LLL u suk *kid* go die urself

by Stratistics May 7, 2018

Emo kid

dumb asses looking for attention by cutting themselves and going telling all their friends about how their life sucks and always shops at hot topic and has a dildo up their ass

OMG Becky look at that Emo Kid showing off his arm to random strangers!

by FUCKASAURSREX June 24, 2016

Shitting on’ kids

“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”

by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022

popsicle kid

When a child has been dressed or has been taught to dress in one solid color. Like purple shorts with a purple shirt. (Excludes black)

That poor Popsicle kid. Her mom has her in a blue shirt AND blue shorts. OH MY GOSH, her socks are blue too!

by Sweatymoms November 1, 2015

foyer kid

A kid in unpopular movies that always brags about their double staircase

ugh that girl cassidiy is such a foyer kid

by liannarose January 26, 2019

Curling kid

Kids who are being treated like a curling stone by their parents. Absolutely useless!

You: “Kids in this generation dont even know how to pour a glass of water for themselves”

Me: Aaah, these curling kids man!

by ThecoolgenZ June 1, 2023