Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.
Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!
by deeznutsdecember September 13, 2022
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oil nuts

Where you fuck a girl in the ass long enough to where her ass leaks on your balls
Bro1: Bro i fucked her ass to long I got oil nuts

Bro2: wtf bro that nasty
by Savers of the universe November 16, 2017
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Big dees nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts
by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022
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Nut Bird

1. A bird who's beak has evolved to crack and eat nuts
2. A synoynm for Kitten(sexual)
P1: Yo your girlfriend is so hot
P2: She's my little Nut Bird
by Jelly_Beanowo April 24, 2021
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nut-tron

When you're talking about Jimmy Neutron, but you also want to be sexy.
*aggressively grabs balls* Don't worry, I'll make you nut-tron tonight.
by wetspot69 September 26, 2021
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Hut & nut

The desire to just go home or to your hotel room after a long day of work and tug one out
After a long day of flying, all the FO wanted to do was pull a hut & nut
by stefunny77 February 17, 2023
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one nut wonder

The nickname of Bryce Shetter of Decatur High School, which was given to him because he only has on nut.
Hey, Tristen! What Bryce’s nickname?

You mean the One Nut Wonder
by Meat sheath February 27, 2018
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