When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
by nohandle88 April 19, 2023
Get the Mom call mug.Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!
by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022
Get the ur mom mug.by Supreme Badminton God April 7, 2022
Get the Ur Mom mug.Biological mother that doesn't live with her children. Sends cards/postcards for holidays and birthdays.
by McEEK January 3, 2016
Get the postcard mom mug.A middle aged woman with kids still trying to get teenage and senior attention alike that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga.
Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.
by Dickshunharry June 23, 2021
Get the lulule-mom mug.A common response people use for annoying, small, or silly questions. The phrase "ur mom" probably came from yo mama jokes which have been around longer than many of us have been. "ur mom" is, simply put, an extraordinary creation. People who use this phrase are highly intelligent contrary to popular belief.
person 1: hey, have you seen my glasses?
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)
by totallynotarella April 20, 2022
Get the ur mom mug.by I eat kids for a living December 11, 2022
Get the Ur mom gay mug.