kids dating

Kids dating means a kid is dating another at a young age

Look those kids dating

And they only look like there 11 and 10

by MyNameJeff22 November 18, 2017

J Kidding

When you do not mean what you said

Bro he was J Kidding dont worry he wont chomp on your pp..............yet

by Theofficial_Yanderedev August 7, 2020

Eleanora Glister Scara's kids

A user who is Eleanora Glister Scara runs a kid X studio which shows child porn in 2d animations, drawings, dolls, stop motions, and paintings.

tom- hey have you ever heard of eleanora glister scara's kids?

jerry- yeah it creepy because it promotes child porn even though no real kids are used.

by eleanora glister scara's kids November 3, 2023

Fortnite Kid

A Fortnite kid is when someone only plays one game and that game is Fortnite

kid1: Yo, whats up do you wanna play minecraft
kid2: Nahhhh i only play fortnite and im literally the best at it
kid3: kid2 you're the fucking worst at fortnite and play on a nintendo switch fucking brain damaged idiot
kid1: ok shitter go play ur game "fortnite kid"

by ryangarcia69420 August 8, 2021

Kid nut

The nut that results in the birth of a child.

I heard Zoom will have a date tonight with GD.

Again? How many dates have they have been on?
About 10.
OK, might be the night that he gives her the kid nut.

by (BIGH) April 22, 2024

That Kid Kevin

A handsome, funny, kind, honest, smart and shy guy. He's the very sweetest guy, a good friend who always tries his best to be there for you. He might seem like a tough guy on the outside, but he's a softie inside.

Friend: Who's that guy you're crushing over again?
Girl: oh he's that kid Kevin!

by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

It's your kids

It's my life and you don't get to have a say in it over your fucking kids. So I get the credit and paid for my labor.

Hym "What are you even insinuating when you say 'it's your kids' because it's SOUNDS like your kids give your the right to do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to listen to anybody who doesn't have them and I'm here to tell you that if you don't have to listen to anybody neither do I. So when you're saying things like 'No Hym please don't stab my kid in a gas station' I'm just not going to listen. What a hand-wavey EXCUSE. Isn't that crazy? That they are allow to use their kids as an excuse, as justification not only to DO ANYTHING but also to DICTATE WHAT IS AND IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. They are they are breeder dictatorship and they do need to be made to butt out or get their kid stabbed. They do nothing. They have a lot to say but need to do it without my tax dollars if I am not going to get the rights (5th amendment specifically) in supposed to be getting. So they are selfish people. They're bad people. They want to control your life and my life and all so THEY can have more than they WOULD HAVE WITHOUT YOU without you getting any of the credit. Instead they demand a disproportionate say even though they are a drain on the rest of us. No, by saying 'It's my kids' it's supposed to translate to something like you're allowed to do certain things to more for them and that sounds like a threat to me and all the reason I need to kill them. So, fuck you. And you kids. I want my stuff. That is all. Have a child molestable day!"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025