by ass blaster June 4, 2022

When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.
by Rocket_Scooter August 31, 2017

When you erotically plug someone’s anus to deny them of a fart until comand is given with help of a finger or a butt plug. This act sends pleasure to all receptors in the person of the participant receiving this dark sexual torture that is only for the ones sick enough to approach it. This is sometimes mixed with edging.
by Bigbakckguysmen July 2, 2024

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
by cutthecards December 12, 2023

by kngarland February 10, 2025

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023

"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."
by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019
