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wrinkle fart

A fart so nasty it makes your butthole wrinkle
I farted so hard it was classified as a wrinkle fart!!!
by SavvageHomo May 1, 2018
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Farting out

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business
Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist
by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024
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Fart

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠
by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022
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I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4
Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023
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Tickle your fart box

To take an object and brush it against your butthole to get a tickling sensation.
Dude, let me tickle your fart box
by Kickmyclitoris October 6, 2017
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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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