Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

cream cheese people

The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.

Her family is full of them cream cheese people.

by RaeBabii90 February 8, 2020

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

Cheese

A food that is good or bad depending on it's context.

That's Cheese
Well that food filled with Cheese
Can't make up your mind

by tigersharktax April 9, 2024

Stinky Cheese

When during sex, either you or your partner ferment bodily fluids and proceed to indulge yourself.

Hey babe, would you like to try the Stinky Cheese tonight?

by t0b February 22, 2022

Cheese grater

do not search this up on e621.net

cheese grater

by TotalDegenerate July 28, 2021

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019