Friend

A holographic projection designed to make you feel like you aren't alone in this world.

Scientist 1: Are the friends ready yet?
Scientist 2: They have already been projected... that poor kid

by No numbers in my name August 3, 2020

Friends

Something we want but don't have and never will

I want friends

by Blue car August 4, 2020

furrever friend

A pet that has a strong positive emotional connection with the pet owner. The pet can be a service animal or pet that grew as a pup with a young child or an older adopted animal that was abused and was brought back to positive emotional state by its relationship with the pet owner. The pet is like a family member and it treated as one treats a friend.

If not for her furrever friend during the Covid-19 crisis she would have been an emotional wreck from being so socially isolated.

by mlhiss August 13, 2020

Funny friends

To deal with PRSD (post relationship stress disorder), funny friends describes a rebound status with your ex in a more casual and emotionally sound manner.

Man, Karen and I broke up... but quarantine got us lonely and now we’re funny friends.

by Billiam69420 August 25, 2020

Fish friends

The super female version of Eskimo brothers or tunnel buddies. When two females have slept with the same chick

“You slept with Chelsey? Bitch me toooooooo, guess we’re fish friends hoe”

by Lildia94 August 26, 2020

Friends

It's a fake thing made up by "extroverts"

Guy 1: so my friend--
Guy 2: what friends? Your furry trash
Guy 3: so are you. This post is on r/furry_irl

by DatGuy Miller August 27, 2020

Going to help a friend

Codename for: doing the nasty

Kid: Mom, where are you going?
Mom: I’m going to help a friend.

by SirPeePee6969 August 27, 2020