shit brick

A phrase used to make fun of someone. Used by Stiffler in American Pie.

You're a shit brick.

by Internet August 28, 2003

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Shits and Giggles

Doing something for the heck of it.

I fuck him up for shits and giggles.

by MASTER QU33F August 13, 2008

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Shit Monkey

A date (usually a chick) that gets so drunk that she shits herself.

Sally can't hold her liquor, she's such a shit monkey.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 1, 2010

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1. When ones tits have so much shit on them you want to barf.

2. A disgusting tit that is covered in human fecal matter and cannot be licked clean due to poor hygeine methods. Sometimes used in Scat pornos

dude, that shit tit just made me so fuck
Oh my god get that shit tit away from me
Im gonna lick that shit tit clean.

by Deany Weany Beany Feany October 30, 2006

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Basketball Shit

Can be defined as a shit so large and dry it hurts. So satisfying afterwards though, like putting the winning ball through an (extremely slack afterwards) hoop.

Andrew: Man, my ass hurts. I just did a basketball shit.
Me: Maybe you should eat less fibre... and keep quiet about it ¬¬

by Vi0let February 7, 2010

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shit missle

Someone who is called out on a mistake and makes an idiot of themselves in front of others in a large group of people. mainly used in the military.

if private smith goes to the firing range and forgets to bring his rain gear even though he knows it will be raining. he has made a dumb ass mistake and when his seargent calls him out on it he will be called a shit missle.

by armyman1982 February 15, 2010

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