Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

Portuguese Penis Predicament by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

Slim Penis

Feminem. Rap star Eminem who cannot stimulate sexual pleasure to his now ex-wife, Kimberly Mathers through coitus.

Slim Penis has no problem inserting his penis into Dr. Gay's anus during a steamy night encounter.

Slim Penis by Femi-killah October 2, 2003

Hocky Penis 

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.

Hocky Penis by GuessWho October 13, 2003

palms penis 

a perfectly good penis. best friends with the carolina cooter.
very clean and long.

Maddy and Sydney didn't hook up during spring break because know body they met had a palms penis

palms penis by adriana123 July 10, 2009

Wicked Penis 

A penis so incredibly evil that other penises shiver at the thought of it

Miranda: So Phil is pretty cute right?
Shelly: Girl, don't go near that man hes got a wicked penis

Wicked Penis by PornyMustacheFetus69 July 3, 2014

bored penis 

When you don't have sex for weeks

Fil hasn't had sex in a while, he has a bored penis.

bored penis by surrendingmonkey November 18, 2016

kale penis 

it’s just a cuss word you use when something doesn’t go your way.

friend: hey careful man you might drop that

you: *drops it* oh kale penis

kale penis by lmaowtf November 30, 2019