Shit Monkey

A date (usually a chick) that gets so drunk that she shits herself.

Sally can't hold her liquor, she's such a shit monkey.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 1, 2010

shit tit

1. When ones tits have so much shit on them you want to barf.

2. A disgusting tit that is covered in human fecal matter and cannot be licked clean due to poor hygeine methods. Sometimes used in Scat pornos

dude, that shit tit just made me so fuck
Oh my god get that shit tit away from me
Im gonna lick that shit tit clean.

by Deany Weany Beany Feany October 30, 2006

Basketball Shit

Can be defined as a shit so large and dry it hurts. So satisfying afterwards though, like putting the winning ball through an (extremely slack afterwards) hoop.

Andrew: Man, my ass hurts. I just did a basketball shit.
Me: Maybe you should eat less fibre... and keep quiet about it ¬¬

by Vi0let February 7, 2010

shit missle

Someone who is called out on a mistake and makes an idiot of themselves in front of others in a large group of people. mainly used in the military.

if private smith goes to the firing range and forgets to bring his rain gear even though he knows it will be raining. he has made a dumb ass mistake and when his seargent calls him out on it he will be called a shit missle.

by armyman1982 February 15, 2010

Shit-Hammered

Being VERY drunk

"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"

"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"

by Joker22 February 16, 2010

Shit Rolling

The act of working a poorly paying job with no hope of advancement, with the expectation that you will be doing something else (specific or ambiguous) in the future. Originated from Australian slang. Possibly coming from either the phrase 'getting shit rolling' spoken sarcastically, or the description of one's own job with the imagery evoked by the literal interpretation of the phrase.

I'm just shit rolling at Walmart until I start grad school in the fall.

I'm working down at Arby's now. It's shit rolling but at least it pays the bills.

by AussieOperative July 18, 2009

Sasquatch Shit

The kind of shit where you have been living off of only bagels and granola for about a week and when you have overcome the epic battle of shitting this monster you have no choice but to wipe with a pinecone or sharp stone, because that is all you can find. Usually occurs in the Colorado Rocky Mountains on hiking or rock climbing trips.

On the hiking trip I had the hugest Sasquatch Shit evuurrrrrrr!!

by Sassy-squatch December 31, 2009