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Lex Luthor's monkey

A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.
The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.
by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025
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Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.
Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.
by ComZhora March 18, 2021
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Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.
Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here
by Chipnorris September 29, 2021
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bohemian monkey slave

by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018
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monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.
"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."
by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021
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Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.
baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
by george griddin July 31, 2023
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