Bakes my muffins

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.

Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!

by Bennet Anderson December 14, 2020

Jellied my gun

A term used while shooting a gun, America doesn't have ''jam'' so this is the best alternative.

Yee haw, i've jellied my gun.

by CowboyMcCowboyface, December 15, 2020

My Turtle Harold

he is a turtle named harold

Have you seen my turtle Harold

by Superpenguin226 December 20, 2020

Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 20, 2020

My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020

Brett to my Eddy

Brett and Eddy are a legendary soulmate duo. They met at 14 and 13 years old respectively and have been inseparable ever since. Both of them said that the other was his meaning of life. They are platonic soulmates to a level of being in-sync that they finish each other's sentences, move in sync, and often cannot have a winner out of scissors paper rock. If you have found a friend who can understand you perfectly and maintain a strong bond with you, then you might have just found the Brett to your Eddy, or the Eddy to your Brett.

Man, imagine if I have a Brett to my Eddy. Life will be so much brighter and enjoyable.
I met my best friend in 8th grade, and she is the most caring, supportive, trustworthy best friend ever, plus we literally share the braincell. She's the Brett to my Eddy.

by linglinglovesyou October 20, 2020

tucking in my shirt

per the ex mayor of NYC, when lying on the bed waiting for a blowjob, but caught with your hands in your pants, your excuse is "tucking in my shirt"

I was tucking in my shirt, after taking off the recording equipment (but before she took her clothes off)

by anonymous October 21, 2020