Penis

-The best response to any question that you don't know the answer to.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.

-Dummy: Hey Diako, would you happen to know where my phone is?
Diako: Penis!

-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.

-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!

by Diako Ak. March 4, 2019

Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021

Crème de la penis

Cum, spunk or sperm

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis

by Lol💋🍬 April 5, 2019

Penis

A long thing on a boys butt that’s super fun to suck on and stick up your vagina.

It’s so satisfying to see how far up your vagina you can stick a penis

I suck my boyfriends penis cause it a foot long and I also put it in my vagina cause it’s so long and I can deep throat and it goes so far up my fucking vagina

by SexyPenisSucker November 4, 2022

Penis

Mine is really small.

My penis is to bruh

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022

Penis

Why r u lookin up penis

wtf is wrong with u, why r u lookin up penis in the urban dictionary

by poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo September 13, 2020

sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017