by Henri41 May 31, 2022
Get the Three fingers upmug. A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.
Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.
Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.
Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.
Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022
Get the Sneaky Fingermug. by Ephraim June 7, 2025
Get the Ukrainian Finger Wankingmug. Raising your pinky, index, and your middle fingers up whilst taking a picture is a symbol for being part of the group that fucks Sandro Gamrekeli
by PeteyGriffy June 11, 2022
Get the Three fingers upmug. Means you have a giant horse cock .
by Yourmomscrib April 21, 2022
Get the 4 fingers upmug. by That1sexymf June 4, 2022
Get the 4 fingers upmug. by Naxo August 8, 2022
Get the 4 fingers upmug.