An absolute freak in the sheets, and player on the streets. His superpowers include; being broke, ripping cones on a Wednesday arvo, being able to skull vodka straight (some say it was half a bottle).
His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.
At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.
His reputation as a cider drinker sometimes hinders his ability to pull, but he makes up for this in his shoe cleaning hustle abilities.
At one point Harry Friend was a qualified meme Lord at the University of memes but it was rumored his pursuit for females put his meme career on hold.
by idefineyourmother March 11, 2019
Get the Harry Friend mug.The one person in the universe who can make a littletrinabitch fixed right up so good she has no scars to show and can make her be always ok and almost always all the way happy even when she is missing her missing people which is her hardest thing she hates to do but never gets a break from doing.
I've never had a friend or even knew there was anybody who existed who could do this for me but Hunter was that and even if it was only for that little minute he will always be my best friend forever
by The little friend November 26, 2025
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Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.
Shorties. Haha I am tall.
Bully your shortest friend day!
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.
Shorties. Haha I am tall.
Bully your shortest friend day!
by SoupDaily December 9, 2021
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The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.
Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better
Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better
by JennaSmith March 1, 2023
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Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!
by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023
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You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.
by .･maru･. May 26, 2020
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