cum cannon

When your dick squirts too much cum on a girl

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Cum Bumpkin

An alternative name for the Engineer from Team Fortress 2

"My favorite class is the Cum Bumpkin"

"I'm going to dress up as Cum Bumpkin for Halloween!"

by fnaf1012 October 3, 2022

Cummings

An old lady thinking she knows everything wants to rule Regis middle school

Don’t be a Cummings Constance

by Lmao2993 November 8, 2021

cum parrot

Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.

1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.

by Kicksbit-83 August 28, 2017

Cum

Ryan had invited Jen over for some play because they believe in friends with benefits. Ryan showed Jen the way to his bed room and Jen had pushed Ryan down on his bed and flipped him over. Ryan took his pants off and Jen realized that his dick is big so she took advantage of that. Instead of sucking him off Jen decided to eat him out. Jens tongue was rimming his hairy butthole and tasted poop, good this Jen liked it. Then Ryan thought that this was too gay for his friend to eat him out so he decided to flip Jen over and pound her in the vagina. She was moaning out of pain because his 10 inch thick cock was just too big. This reminded her of that one time she lost her virginity to a horse at 12 years old. She liked the nostalgia. She was screaming Ben instead of Ryan because she enjoyed the memorise more then him. He had broken the inside of her vagina so she started to bleed out on his big massive sweaty cock. Ryan started to eat the pussy out because he liked the taste of blood. He liked her hairy pussy for 5 mins until he ripped too much hair out and he had to take it out with a tooth pick. Jen started to suck Ryans huge hard cock because the blood was very luby. Ryans phone started to ring and picked it up, turns out its his friend bob who is really hot. He came out and had a threesome. Bob was eating Ryan out while Jen was sucking Ryan off and was thumbs deep into Bob. They had all busted together and drank it up. Happily ever after

Cum is thick and white

by what.happened.to.hi.how.are.yo December 2, 2024

Mischa Cummings

A fucking cool as girl who always has amazing eyeliner

You know mischa cummings?
Omg yes the girl with cool eyeliner!!

by 0ttpxr March 3, 2022

A-Cum

¹Someone who is obsessive over cum. ²Someone that's a cum.

See that guy over there, he's an a-cum.

I heard he is obessieve over his girlfriend's cum, and can't get enough of her cum.

by Sex.pot February 14, 2021