Your a snow chicken
by Nickle deer April 28, 2020
A girl that fears crack heads from 2 houses up are going to break in an hungry humma is going to fail to protect her or anyone in the house
by Teks6969 June 02, 2018
by dsafaohwlkfu qhuik June 02, 2019
Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 18, 2022
if you were called the smallest chicken, you have a small cock. chicken usually stands for cock in slang so you either have a small dick or just that small dick energy.
by the hottest jules January 07, 2022
Robert " hey, where did Anatoli & Lisa go? It's lunchtime and the food is hot n ready!"
Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the 🌈 chicken!"
Angela " I think they are the petting zoo getting distracted by the 🌈 chicken!"
by Mad_signtist October 01, 2023