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Chunky Monkey

This chunky monkey is fucking delicious you black nigger.
by anonymous May 8, 2023
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fart monkey

darn that was a fart monkey
by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz November 6, 2020
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Monkey Union

-Man, did you go to the Monkey Union gig at Sticky Fingers last night??
-Yeah, it was sooo awesome!
by ApaDawgson January 20, 2018
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The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.
Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 6, 2016
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monkey cute

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones
hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute
by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019
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Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.
My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.
by Apedom August 3, 2021
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Spank the monkey

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
by SmartName December 6, 2018
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