Ass Monkey

A monkey that has been dwelling inside of the cheeks of the ass

Your an ass monkey

by Skanky sammington November 21, 2019

Monkey

1. The animal that has fur and a tail and is often compared to humans
2. Anal sex (moon key Monday key)

That monkey has the monkey

by Master of beargreen January 6, 2024

Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.

The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.

by JiyaRe December 29, 2019

monkey nutz

When Zay (deucegump) catches a head-top on a defenders' head.

anytime it's 1on1 coverage throw the ball to zay ts monkey nutz

by piperfanclub May 9, 2025

Arctic monkey

Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle

Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”

by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020

Monkey

What to call a crazy black person

That monkey needs to stop screaming

by i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l January 7, 2022

Space monkey

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.

Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!

by Clinered July 23, 2022