by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021
Get the monkeys and typewritersmug. Noun:
1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.
2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.
3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)
Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.
2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.
3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)
Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann July 1, 2012
Get the Pulse Monkeymug. by sks4540 March 21, 2020
Get the Monkey Blastmug. 
When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.
Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.
by Gaybigboy December 19, 2024
Get the The Monkey Gripmug. somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saf November 9, 2009
Get the patio monkeymug. by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021
Get the monkey cheese biscuitmug.