Highlighter Kid

a child (normally between the ages of 2-10) who is obsessed with bright neon colors (usually green). these children are usually autistic.

example:

kid one: yo i really fuck with these team jerseys, the bright green really compliments their colors

kid two: omg tony stfu you highlighter kid

by That_PUH9898 December 18, 2023

Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.

Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Winter Jacket Kid

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.

(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)

Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??

P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID

P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…

P1: EWW- WTF

by VARIOUSVICIOUSVERSIONS June 1, 2023

Band kid

A ton of band kids are pretty fucking chill, but the other handful of kids are fucking annoying as shit, and there probaly gingers too 😔.

Brendan is such an annoying band kid.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

K0ol sk8ter kid

A kid on instagram also known as @deadmemes4deadpeople

Wow he's such a k0ol sk8ter kid

by K0ol sk8ter kid September 30, 2017

Band kid

Stupid dumbass smelly ass kids who don't shut the fuck up tapping their fingers trynna make music get the fuck out here they fucking smell and are all annoying

band kid: you want to hang out fella
person: nah fuck you stinky ass band kid

by Niggaballs44 January 14, 2024

Console Kid

A derogatory term for toxic people who play on a console, commonly Xbox. Mostly seen in crossplay games like COD Warzone 2/3, Fortnite, and others where "Console" can be changed to the name of the game, like "Fortnite Kid" or "COD Kid"

"Ugh, did you hear that Console Kid? Sooooo annoying"
"These Fortnite/COD Kids should he banned"

by TD21 March 3, 2024