new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

the state of new york

The State of New York is a state in The United States of America, on the east coast not the west. North of Pennsylvania and south of Ontario, Canada.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go to the state of New York?
Guy 2: Yeah sure

by mr man the science man April 22, 2023

New cockin'

When an ex-girlfriend begins a new relationship.

I ran into Jennifer on the street the other day.' 'She new cockin'?' 'Yeah, I heard she is seeing some guy.

by calzon chino July 21, 2011

New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

New York Steamer

A sloppy sandwich with a sexual reference. Usually eaten by Pueblo fold from El Paso.

Damn bro don’t be a kitty kat, put that New York Steamer in your mouth.

by Qbert 1978! October 23, 2019

New Caledonian Clit Wrestling

Verb/Action: Two Women in a pool, on surfboards, try and towel snap each others beans until either one cums or falls into the water. Each contestant must take a hit. You Are allowed to hop on the other opponents surfboard and use Non-Weapon/Melee attacks to the clit.

“Bro, try this new sport out, New Caledonian Clit Wrestling”

by gv_86 October 19, 2025