red

someone who loves you and shows you they care

hes my red

by Revvyyy4u February 12, 2023

Red-Hot Suburban

When a person puts on red lipstick and performs oral sex while having red hot candies in their mouth, followed immediately by anal sex.

Ally felt burned after she and her boyfriend did a red-hot suburban.

by Sprikenz3 October 30, 2016

red fishstick

When a male masturbates his penis drastically multiple times a day and the penis becomes raw making it a “red fishstick”

“Dude I jerked off so hard last night I have a red fishstick”

by Barry Mcdickinher October 6, 2017

red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.

Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!

by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017

Red finned cuckus

A species of large fish found in the lakes of Eastern North America, features include an eel like body with four red fins, large spherical chameleon like eyes, thousands of needle like teeth in front of shark like serated teeth, with expandable snake like jaws and an astute red ballsack hanging from its belly. They grow to sizes from 10 to 25 feet look long, feeding on species of turtle and large fish such as pike, bass, gar, catfish, and sturgeon. They have the ability to change color to blend into their environment, it’s a defense mechanism.

Be careful in these here waters, their are here say tales of the red finned cuckus of legend, attacking those who dare disturb his lake.

by Doctor Nobkok Kent May 23, 2019

Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest

One of the many, many, many embarrassing moments for the U.S. congress, back in 2018.

Great entertainment though, when you watch the late night host Stephen Colbert cover it.

You can google „siYIEmHOvDU“ and you’ll find that video, or you can also just google the definition of this word

- Did you hear about the Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest 2018?
- You didn’t?
- Now you did.

by UrbanCruzer May 21, 2024

hit that red x bruh

Bruh

Jake: hit that red x bruh

Everyone: *laughs*

by Hoo00l1gan January 6, 2024