When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her
Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea December 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Bernardmug. by keep them honest September 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Sparrowmug. An attempt/action of having sexual relations with their friend's significant other behind their back.
Steve: "did you hear bob is dirty tapping logan's girlfriend?"
Adam: "no, I'd never think of him to do such a thing"
Adam: "no, I'd never think of him to do such a thing"
by Wildmosquito March 13, 2022
Get the Dirty Tappingmug. by His Nibs August 12, 2021
Get the Dirty Lianemug. When you are secretly homosexual so you cross dress terribly (like a scooby-doo character) to abduct women under 4 feet tall, scissor them, while shoving their head into a bread slicer (similar to Kate’s death scene in fear street)
by ArianaGrandesLeftKidney September 8, 2021
Get the Dirty Milanimug. When Hitler fuck your mom in the ass while wearing a tube sock over his cock then punches her in the face calling her a filthy Jew after which he slaps his balls on an elephants trunk screaming no one ever loved me while he stares at you profusely giving you a hard on and you don’t understand why
by Darktemplar April 3, 2020
Get the dirty ekbergmug. When you are fornicating with your girlfriend in the pool and her dad comes in for a swim then immediately realizes what’s happening and offers to help out
I was banging my girl in the pool and her dad got in and insisted on joining in. It was a dirty Dadpool.
by Idontmaketherules April 16, 2020
Get the dirty dadpoolmug.