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Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023
mugGet the Your mommug.

Mom

by anonymous November 24, 2020
mugGet the Mommug.

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
mugGet the Buy your mom an iPhonemug.

Ur mom

The two words that are used when a nine year old gets salty
Fortnite nine year old: "Fortnite is best!!1!!111111!
Sensible Person:"No it aint"
Salty nine year old "Ur mom"
by Somedoodthatisbored May 20, 2020
mugGet the Ur mommug.

Jenna's mom

she's such a bitch, she'll get mad at you for crying and make you cry even harder by yelling at you, a 9 year old child
you: *crying*
Jenna's mom: be quiet you little 9 year old child no one wants to hear you cry and your reasons are invalid
by THE BITCH BOY December 16, 2022
mugGet the Jenna's mommug.

Mom

A mom is something dependent on your care and love.
*sees puppy* Aw, look at that cute mom!
by Dawn Eagle November 28, 2021
mugGet the Mommug.

Ur mom

When can we date ur mom
by Dillon58282 January 8, 2022
mugGet the Ur mommug.

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