The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
by Xyrenax October 16, 2025
Get the Murphy's Timemug. Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
Get the My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termitemug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.Let It Be The Last TIme You bother Me<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.
by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021
Get the one bottle at a timemug. Whenever you give your girl a whole bottle of laxatives before doing the deed. After she ingests the laxative you have to try and finish before she shats on yo shit cuh
by WillyBe November 4, 2024
Get the Time trialsmug. An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
Get the times new bastardmug. by bcutty December 13, 2021
Get the Juggy Timemug.