cool story bro no one cares

When your opinion is irrelevant.

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.

by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016

Crack open a cold one with the boys

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"

Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

that one got my cock throbbing

A phrase typically implies that something has aroused sexual excitement in the speaker. Usually said by people named Francisco or Amos.

Amos and Francisco's passionate makeout session in the park really got my cock throbbing. It was a sight to behold, and I couldn't help but feel aroused watching them.

that one got my cock throbbing

by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

playing the one-hole skin flute

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

by yo mama September 11, 2003

killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.

"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

all of your eggs in one basket

Having all of your resources in one place; putting your money or hopes or future into one thing.

'Eggs' are delicate, and if all of your eggs were in one container, and that container was damaged, you might lose all of your eggs in one quick and painful moment.

1) You don't want to keep all of your eggs in one basket. You might lose everything!

2) Tom had all of his eggs in one basket -- Yoyodyne.com stock -- and when the stock market crashed he was bankrupt.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005